THINGS I SAID TO STUDENTS/KIDS TO ME

The most frequent things I said to students daily 

1. " Darling u listening? WHAT DID I JUST SAID?"

2. ""WHERE IS YOUR BOOK/FOLDER ?!!!!!!"

3. You-are -ANNOYING -me " 

4. "That's REASONABLY GOOD" 

5. ( if you are more than 10 secs late) 
Capital letter Text yelling: " XXXX !!!!! WHERE R U?!!!!"

6 OMG quick turn your airdrop on NOW!

7 LOVE YOU TOO 

8 You ask me that one more time I go cranky in 5 seconds 

The most frequent things student's said to me 

1 . "I can't find my book/folder ---I am so sorry---/it was in the car!/ mum forgot it.../I brought it last time!/oh oh oh I practiced!!! /it's at my dad's /mum's place /don't worry susie I can show you I don't need a book.../my dog ate it "

2. "You love me susie/I am your favorite / love ya/ I have been here forever ...I am your favorite / but you love me (repeat and repeat)

3 "Do you like my hair ?" "Do you like my dress...I got this from xxxx......and continue with his/her never ending life story......(yawn) 

4 "my phone only has 1% can I charge please?"

5 "but I like depressing songs....." 

6  "what's your wifi password?! purplecheese hahaha why purplecheese? Oh not purple cheese anymore? Why not? What's your wifi? (Repeat and repeat ....)
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7  "YES I AM LISTENING! ! You said ....blablabla (repeating like a robot without processing through the brain)